Thursday, July 20, 2006

friday's chicken joke today! in case we get those damn storms and
i lose power or have to shut my computer down!



i like this because falwell makes my skin crawl (HEY i rhymed, whoda thunk it??!)


JERRY FALWELL: why'd the chicken cross the road?????

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side. That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

4 comments:

QUASAR9 said...

Lol!

Sorry, I was three weeks slow on that one "getting to the other side" - doesn't quite ring the same bell as "coming out"

On your issue on food though, it is more serious than you think. I don't think there is any scientific proof or evidence yet - but you do know they artificially alter the sex of poultry with hormones which eventually ends in the food chain.

The same with cows, beef, etc ...
And of course some people didn't take to kindly to pale rotting chicken meat being pumped with pig fat wo make it glisten like healthy meat.
But alas it tastes good
so what can one resist!

Sherry Pasquarello said...

oh i understand about the food, but i've not given up on eating! : )


chocolate, that's the way to go!!!!

QUASAR9 said...

Yeah chocolate is ok
not gonna change your hormones

But chocolate can be hmmmm
can maje you feel hmmmm all over

Have a nice day!

Sherry Pasquarello said...

i say chocolate is nature's perfect food! ho, ho!