jokes, jokes, yep, more than one today. (pile o jokes)




Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?



A. We make perfect cents.





Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?



A. To get a tweetment.





Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?



A. "Is that you mommy?"





Q. What kind of button won't unbutton?



A. A bellybutton!





Q. What kind of ship never sinks?



A. Friendship!