What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle!
I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"
Did you have a big role?
No just toast and marmalade!
What key went to college?
Yale!
What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
What is green, four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists!
Friday, April 17, 2009
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