got this from donna- she really could do this, so...






This is a tale of 3 men:

The first man married a woman from New York. He told her that she was to do

the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third

day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Cincinnati. He gave his wife orders that

she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he

didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third

day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge

dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Pittsburgh He ordered her to keep the

house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the

table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the

second day he didn't see anything but, by the third day, some of the swelling

had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was

healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.